My name is Carl Wheezer. I'm 11 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Retroville, where all the villas are, and I am not in a relationship. I go to Lindbergh Elementary School, and get home everyday by 4 PM at the latest. I do eat croissants and occasionally take my inhaler.

I'm in bed by 9 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. I was told there were no issues at my last check up.

I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn't lose to anyone.