I have no idea what going on, and I love it.
Basically, the thought behind this was "WHAT IF CTHULHU WAS A RETARDED CHICKEN?"
"Eternal is the Pow'r of Evil, and Infinite in its contagion! The Great Chicken yet hath sway o'er the minds and spirits of Men, yea, even tho' He lieth chained and ensorcelled, bound in the fetters of The Elder Sign, His malignant and loathly Mind spreadeth the dark seeds of Madness and Corruption into dreams and Nightmares of sleeping men." - H.P. Lovecraft
"Lo', He hath broken the bonds, and is unleash'd upon this world. And He beckons to Man in multitudinous morbidities. And Man shall know the darkness of strange aeons and receive no mercy from the madness of solitude He hath endured, entombed 'neath endless fathoms in sunken R'lyeh. Motherclucker." - A.M. Trollfriend
This took longer than it should have for what was meant to be a scrappy crappy. Have had exams recently. Today's on was horrible, so I thought I'd finish this one with the darkness of my mood as guiding inspiration.
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I have no idea what going on, and I love it.
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