And the saddest thing is that this money ends up destined for the purchase of huge quantities of quality wine

Ah yes. America where if you wanna get your tax return back, *you* have to figure it out as opposed to the IRS which literally has qualified bean counters that probably already have, which is why they always seem to know when you're wrong lol

Did you know can spell Texas using the word Taxes

All the sudden this tea isn't tasting so good...

Sam, we don't want another revolution do we? cause this is how the last one started, with Taxes