i dont think the guy below me gets how bomb "threats" work
"Hey, hello? I'm calling in for a bomb threat because my mother has cancer and my dog is dying. I also fist-bumped God, so it's cool if you just try to blow up my school. Thanks, I'll leave the cash near the docks for you."
How your able to start off in a dark place and still end it with me genuinely giggling.
Kudos my good sir, kudos.
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