exactly quit complaining you're really hot and yes life could get worse
I kinda like the way you started this out like another shallow sex comic thing, but you pretty quickly made it darkly funny, making all of our normal issues seem like nothing compared to what could really happen. I like rough irony like that. Also, I like kinda chubby girls with little tits. Striped underwear turns me on, and I like piercings. So not only did you cater to my dark sense of humour, you also aroused me and made her desirable to me. 5/5, sir. 5/5.
Ok, in my personal opinion, I like girls with small tits, and I like big butts (and I cannot lie). I love purple, black, red (died red, like orange red I guess) and blond hair, (some) girls with short hair REALLY turn me on, and considering my age, acne doesn't matter to me, all my girlfriends had it, and all girls my age have it. Soooo long story short...
I'd Fuck your brains out.
in a way..............yes :/
i think the message is "be thankful for what you got"
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