There are many ways for me to comment on this piece; unfortunately, none of them are exactly rated “E”.
ADDENDUM: Ahgadum! Thanks for putting me on the spot!
Okay, let’s see…
“So who’s the bottom now?”
“What’s the matter? Cat got your load?”
“Wailord’s the one getting Hydro Pumped!”
“The pussy’s craving tuna tonight!”
“The fish has gone limp!”
“For once, land tops sea!”
And…and…😵💫
