@Nikingply over on Twitter has been receiving a bunch of nun buns from other users.
Inspired, I decided to create my own Nun Bun She's a grisly war vet, who chain-smokes and has a hoarse German accent. Wields a Luger. She's not into cookies, but she'll trade you "sagely" advice for a pack of menthols.
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