Splash Yum Pink Tasty
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Splash Yum Pink Tasty

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When I was a kid, I was swimming in some huge indoor public pool somewhere near Colorado Springs...a recreation center of sorts, I guess. I was slowly wading out of the shallow end, closer to the deeper end, kinda tip-toeing under the water to to keep my head above it. I went a little too far and started panicking because I couldn't swim, and in my panic I swallowed some water and the shit hit the fan. I was scared to death, choking on water and thrashing around really hard to try and save myself (mindless thrashing doesn't work BTW). Outta the corner of my eye, I catch a blurry shot of the lifeguard diving into the pool, then she shot over like a lazer and dragged my worthless body outta the water like some pathetic, limpdick ragdoll. I was really out of it, and I had to puke up a ton of water - then walk the perimeter of the pool all the way back to the changing room. Everyone in and around the pool was staring at me the entire way there.

I recall feeling mega embarrassed during that long-ass walk, with everyone sitting in silence and eyeballing me. It's strange though...for all these years, I've always chalked that situation up as embarrassing - but never once appreciated the fact that some lady pretty much saved my life. Yeah, it's safe to say that I woulda been in some serious shit if she wasn't there. And I didn't even say thanks.

You bet your ass I know how to swim now, though. True story!

^ Oh, I drew this for some japanese vending machine thing we started here on NG. ^

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umm....

interesting concept...


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its a.....

... fish



very nice

i really dont know what to say.....Bravo i guess... im still a little shocked lol



WTF!!!!

A FISHGINA!!



Dude i'm amazed

I can't believe that u could actually come up with this ( I would probably be kicked off of here for cruddy submitions) (TT ___ TT) GREAT JOB DUDE :]


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Stamper
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Score
4.04 / 5.00

Uploaded
Jul 7, 2009 | 1:06 AM EDT
Category
Illustration
File Info
840 x 1000 px
JPG
712.8 kb
Tags
fish
pussy
machine
vending

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