The first step towards victory is to......................
Leave the kitchen
Scout: hey solider your mama weirs combat boots!
Solider: Yes sir and she's right behind ya!
Scout *looks behind him* Ahh crap!
Thats scarier than the real soldier! Great job
"no one insults my cooking!!!"
Probably my fav, because the expression is perfect
I've heard of a blond-bombshell before, BUT THIS IS RIDICULOUS!