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"and he said his dick was, THIS BIG!"

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BIG MOTHERFUCKIN’ DICK ENERGY INTENSIFIES

-like... YAY BIG

but like... how big?

and i said that's disgusting
so i'm making a call-out post on my twitter.com
shadow the hedgehog you got a small dick
it's the size of this walnut except way smaller
and guess what heres what my dong looks like
*explosion noise*
thats right baby all points no quills no pillows look at that it looks like two balls and a bong
he fucked my wife so guess what i'm gonna fuck the earth
thats right this is what you get, my super laser PISS
except i'm not gonna piss on the earth i'm gonna go higher
i'm pissing on THE MOON
how'd you like that obama, i pissed on the moon you idiot
you have 23 hours before the piss drrropplllets hit the fucking earth
now get out of my fucking sight before i piss on you too

and now i just found out that @Neentandoo already did this joke but better
i typed all of this out for nothing :(

I
I'm not even gonna lie right now
I'm giving this 5 stars for just the title and commentary thing alone

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