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Last night I was in a call and my friend's dick exploded and it was perfect so I'm putting into a comic

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HOW DID IT EXPLODE?! I am thoroughly confused.

RoRo-Royerboat responds:

He said he ran into a wall and it exploded against his zipper. I dunno, if dicks are that fragile, I'm not o sure I want one any more. Hahaha.

o o It exploded?! wtf he been doing with it?!

RoRo-Royerboat responds:

I have no idea! We were all just chillin' and then my friend was like, "Brb, guys."
So we were like whatever. But then we just hear:
*DINK*
Friend: AH MY DICK!
Friend: OH GOD! THERE'S BLOOD EVERYWHERE!
Friend: SOMEBODY CALL 911
Friend: I THINK I HAVE TO GO TO THE HOSPITAL

And then he never came back : I

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May 22, 2015
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