Link - I love you.
Zelda - I know... now GET ME OUT OF HERE! Before I hang myself with this chain...
Link- Okay, okay! Sorry...I had some sidequests to do before here and-
Zelda- No, you know what? You know WHAT? I have a better idea: I'm going to hang Ganondorf with this chain myself! Fuck the master sword or some silver arrows, I'm DONE with being kidnapped all the time! My name is the one in the fucking game title anyway, that must give me some plot armour.
Link - There was no need to remind me of that after so many years, but okay, cool... No hard feelings...at all...You know what? That is a good idea. Well, may the triforce be with you. I'm gonna head out, good luck.
(Bad jokes and dialogue apart, pretty cool work)