Not your average scarecrow, Hitch is more or less a ‘scaredcrow’. Terrified of fire, although there is an enchantment on him that prevents his destruction, he will run in the other direction if he hasn’t fainted first. Hitch tends to a giant cornfield, trying his best to keep intruders out. Although he doesn’t do a very good job, he’s still around to warn others of the maize that seems to lure in prey all on its own… Hitch is very kind, and although he would try to scare you, if you started crying, he’d freak out and do whatever he could to cheer you up.
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