Unicorns Should Stay In Their Caves


"Draw me something."
"I like dragons, unicorns and fire."

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Too many hot chili peppers do that to ya. Even enough to scare a dragon apparently too. XD

Phronemophobia responds:

Unicorns are angry, territorial creatures. No animal is safe once it is spotted. I can't help but pity all those who mistakenly wander into a unicorn's land.

Never thought I'd be more afraid of a unicorn than a dragon.

Phronemophobia responds:

True, but unicorns are not quite as dangerous as the three-headed, rainbow-spewing pandas that once roamed the forests of ancient China. The reason why they are frequently associated with one another is due to their shared animosity towards the flying reptiles. This is currently the most acceptable explanation for why dragons no longer exist within all of modern Eurasia, though hopeful skeptics still cling to the possibility that undiscovered dragon nests may still be found within the sparsely-populated regions of European Russia. Wouldn't that be amazing?

Anyway, sorry for the info dump. I do that sometimes.
Thank you, Filip. <3 <3 <3

I'm feeling inspired, Jupp.

Phronemophobia responds:

I'm feeling tired, too, Chops.

This is my shit.

Phronemophobia responds:

Congratulations! You are the first and only woman I have ever made happy in way, shape, or form. From my perspective, you have now become a unicorn (metaphorically typing, of course).

Thank you.

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