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is anyone here a dog expert? please help . . .


okay so this is my dog and you may be thinking to yourself "Phaleo that is not a god damn dog that is an entity pulled from Satan's art chamber" and to that I say yeah you're probably right but this is a free country and he told me that he is a dog so I believe him I'm pretty sure he's a labrador but idk he could be a chihuahua for all I know but I find that unlikely he's pretty big anyways so he keeps having mental breakdowns and one day I was like "why do you keep having mental breakdowns" and he told me that he is crying over his dead wife but I don't think he even ever had a wife I got him from this lady in an alleyway when he was a puppy so I would no know but I told him he never had a wife but he went on to explain that he had a wife and 2 beautiful kids and they lived in a house and I was like dude you never had a house and he was like wtf and I was like YOU'RE A FUCKING DOG but he was like well how would you know that so I was like YOU FUCKING TOLD ME but now he's trying to explain to me that he is going to die alone in a room full of entities with the face of his wife and I was like wtf we live in the middle of nowhere but now he won't stop and I don't know what I can do for him and I'm really concerned for his health there's a picture of him somewhere above this idk if you can see him but if you can please tell me what is wrong with him I'm really concerned

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That's a fine lookin' doggo you got there.

It is dogish, just needs a good friend. Nothing wrong here.

Phaleo responds:

perhaps it would like to partake in a board game or something

I will be sure to ask, thank you

yeah, i believe too that is dog. aaam, where is nearest mental hospital for me?

Phaleo responds:

that's what I wanna know

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May 19, 2020
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