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PAYNE TO DE MAX

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My fine aquantence SirUndead (EUNGH CHECK OUT HIS CHANNEL HE HAS THE VOICE OF A CHOCOLATE-LAYRINXED GOD) did me the favor of gifting me with the entire Max Payne series during a Steam sale. He's a cheap bastard, I guess, who drew out my sad and dreary life before being touched by Max Payne that much longer just so he could spare a few pennies.
God, I hate him. Wait. No. The opposite of that. Because Max Payne is acemeat. And its really funny to throw Max through glass windows that shatter into foot-long spears of crystalline death. And over balconies. And down elevator shafts. And onto the cold, uncompromising floor when he's nursing still-raw bullet holes in his gut.
Hueheh.

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taking painkillers and throwing yourself on the floor must feel like a pool of balls, sweet.

I fucking love this so much. This is the best thing that has happened to me in a long time. I would have gifted you two copies of each (on sale, of course) had I know this was coming to me.

Almost cried. 10/5.

Paxilon responds:

My Butch Code forbids me to express happiness at your comment. However, if I was able to show appreciation in a manner becoming of my gender, it would probably look like "Omg Im sooo glad u liked it!!! <3 <3 <3!!1! Thanx again for the games, their super!!"
If it wasn't for my years of rigorous training I would be an incomprehensible wreck of a woman, curled into a tight shivery ball of joy and ladyspooge. Luckily I know that as a strong independent female I don't ever, ever, ever, need the appreciation of a man. Ever. :l

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