Everyone: Oh my gosh Puss in Boots 2 The Last Wish is probably the greatest movie I’ve ever seen! The characters are awesome, the writing is absolutely perfect, and the animation is just insert chef’s kiss sound effect here. 10/10! Greatest movie of the year!

Me:

And I felt saddest of all

when I read the boring chapters

that were only descriptions of whales,

because I knew that the author

was just trying to save us from his own sad story,

just for a little while.