Rise of the Centaur


Did you know that Centaurs and men have same anatomy!
Well I didn't until I made this odd experiment XD
I usually don't make such stuff but anyway this had to be done!

Work details:
Time: Few hours
Difficulty: Easy
Tools used:
-A Mouse
-Flash CS3
-Some old textures

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HAHAHAHAHHA Bliiiiiiiiiiiiiiidaaaaaaaa!!
keep up the good work ;)

Oh-Sama responds:

Well, I'm really surprised that you liked it :D
But now, it's OK I'll keep doing my best so thanks ^^
ZehahahahaHA! 3:D

I was just staring at this for hours trying to figure out if I was still sane...
after about 5 hours I think that's still safe to conclude as yes.
so yeah! this confused me... but I sort of like it XD

Oh-Sama responds:

LOL Thanks XD
I'm glad you didn't lose your sanity :3
But don't worry, if anything wrong would ever happen to you, the old man "Oh-Sama" has already saved some of these special treatments...
It only hurts a little at first, then the pain will vanish for sure (mostly slowly -_- still having few issues with side-effects)
**Random Jokes** XD

The very first thing that came to mind was "and just what in tarnation is this?".

But we have the title "Rise of the Centaur", which helps to condition the viewer into getting a false pre-concept of what exactly is being shown, so from the beginning you will try to search for a centaur where there is none, and that plus the clever drawing will help into generating a visual illusion.

This can be a 5/5 joke, but there is more to this, why a decapitated human with a big dick and a syringe on his chest, which was probably fired by a devil/cupid portrayed by the author? neither the tags nor the description gave us much info, and it could perfectly be an inside joke...

Or! it could be a critique on the human condition "animals guided by the desire known as lust", i have no idea, i probably am just over-analyzing things by now, however a body without a head to think in a rational way, that is left to act and move following the orders of his penis as it takes the shape of a beast seems to points towards such an idea, all of this while being triggered by the poison/drug that was injected by an external "evil-force" who awakens the inner animal of the victim, we don't know what the centaur will do now without his head, but he will inevitably die either by doing something stupid or by excess bleeding, all of which are some lame endings to be sincere.

But the most probable thing here is that Oh-sama just had the idea and did it.
This is not the first dick centaur we see (or at least I...) and well ain't it kinda sad on its own? that there are other dick centaurs out there? what world we live in, dicks everywhere!
shit where da pussy at!?

Oh-Sama responds:

I myself have no clue yet of what would be the outcome of this experiment or why I would have to trigger something that may lead us to an apocalypse except for it being funny!
I leave the viewers to make their own interpretations. I would love to know what others might think of this piece. Also I appreciate the fact that you gave so much detailed analysis ^^
I regret I didn't add 'em pussies, probably because of me losing inspiration but I had fun doing this piece XD
Thank you DoomRoar for your interesting reply :)

Credits & Info

2.57 / 5.00

May 30, 2014
7:16 PM EDT
File Info
1920 x 1080 px
1.5 MB

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