Pretty funny. Dude, I can relate. I got spiders and grasshoppers. My spiders be skittering across my lamp, thus a large spider shadow would loom over me for a brief second. And so I stop doing whatever it is and look for those fuckers. No lie you made that spider adorable.
I've been bit twice and have had them rubbing their willies on my face at night for the last six days now! The little buggers think they can sneak past me when I'm not looking as well! Never had a problem with creepy crawlies until they started invading my personal bubble! Glad you enjoyed!
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