I knew a guy named Judas. I bought some hot pockets for myself (not sponsored) and he ate em!
He betrayed me!
As a great person once said, "do not resist an evil person; but whoever slaps you on the right cheek, turn the other toward him and hit him with a baseball bat."
I know the quote is a metaphor, meant for moral guidance
so I burnt his house down.
(oh. um. uh. 5 stars.)
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