Bruh I live in Louisiana and this is alittle to accurate.

i thought the golf club was a mustache and i instantly assumed he was italian and stared making italian alligator noises.

AAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYEEEE IM A FUKIN ALLIGATUH

to beat the golfin gator you must extract the explosive venom from the very explosive snake which you turn into a dart shoot the beast right in the center of his head which will explode him thus bringing peace back to the golf course. good luck ill see you on the flipside😎👍

all he need's now is a pair of cargo short's and he'll be unstoppable

"What could be greater than playing a game of golf with the gator?"