Samson: "Gibbon, will you do me a favour to wake Megalodon up? He's been lying on my chair for hours ago."

Gibbon: "On it! Let me get my pair of cymbals with me."

(Cymbal crash sfx)

Megalodon: "AHHHH!!! WHAT WAS THAT NOISE?!!! ARE WE UNDER ATTACK BY PIRATES, AGAIN?!! HIT THE DECK!!!!"

Gibbon: "Ha, ha, ha! That's what you get for snoring with your mouth full, you green lummox!"

Megalodon: "Oi, you orange twat, you nearly make my ear fucking bleed!"