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"Hey Sugar Tits, this is Scotland"

This is the Passion of the Scot who had Signs of Payback so he pulled out his Leathal Weapon and demanded Ransom. So he went to Air America and drank a whole bottle of Tequila Sunrise and pointed his gun at The Man Without A Face, who called him Mad Max, but then he Chicken Run and married Pocahontas because he knew What Women Want so he drove to the Million Dollar Hotel and did his signature Bird On A Wire. With his Braveheart he went to fight a war in Scotland where he declared himself immortal (in other words, Forever Young), and told his army We Were Soldiers. Yes, "were". Then at the end of the day they all had arrows in their asses. But he had his alls cut off to so his voice bacame anoctave higher and so he started singing Aretha Franklin songs and solved crime so they called him the Singing Detective. But he got drunk and said "Hey Sugar Tits" to a cop, but he said he was drinking because he was celebrating Father's Day.

His life was A Fairytale: A True Story. His life, was baded on weed.

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One word.

FREEEEEEEEEEEEDOM!

For!

Scotland!

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