Cartoon Network is gay and homophobic for doing that.
In a far off, fucked up alternate universe, Cartoon Network picked up Gerard Way's pilot "The Breakfast Monkey" and he made a cartoon about a monkey who makes breakfast I guess instead of starting My Chemical Romance.
Breakfast Monkey didn't get picked up because it was too similar to Aqua Teen. I guess they didn't want to have too many food shows. Gerard said they were too into selling merch which is funny.
Here's the pilot. It's funny and also watch it.
Cartoon Network is gay and homophobic for doing that.
Breakfast Monkey, the good cartoon the we never have
cool to see breakfast monkey getting some love
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