There is an urban myth stating that when you sneeze, your heart stops for a split-second. All is well and good, as it keeps on beating again right afterwards...but what could one little sneeze do to someone whose heart hasn't beaten in centuries?

In this tale, we follow a vampire who must deal with that very problem. Confident in the fact that he has all the time in the world, he has let both himself and his household fall out of shape, choosing to spend days on end in front of the television. One day, he sneezes, and his long-dormant heart beats for a moment. And then again. And again. Worried sick about his newfound mortality, our "hero" sets off to accomplish what he had spent centuries putting off!

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My self-published children’s book, “Heart Sick”, is now available to view for free! If you enjoy what you’ve seen, a version with higher-quality images is available for $2.99 on Amazon Kindle below:

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