This. This is the best one. Everyone else can go home, no one can top this.
The Vampire's Bat!
A haunted bat that's inhabited by the spirit of an immortal vampire, turns all who grip it into a pinch-hitting minion! Each sanguine swing punctures targets and drains them on contact while strengthening the soul who is doomed to play this bloody game forever!
-jouste the drawbarian
This. This is the best one. Everyone else can go home, no one can top this.
awesome! I always love when people find their favorites! <3
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This isn't even a curse this is just plain sick
haha glad that you like him! thanks a bunch!
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Shame most baseball games are played when the sun's out.
haha yeah I never even really thought about that.
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