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the stabsayer!


let's face it, sometimes you want your fortune told by something more badass than a strange old hag with some crystal balls.

enter the stabsayer! the guy that foretells the future with throwing knives!

stabsayers are wicked knife wielders that use "target magic" to do everything from telling futures to launching fireballs. stabsayers can look at the entrance patterns on a target and tell if you will either be a strong and courageous warrior, or some wussy scholar with practically no biceps at all.

but don't think for a second that a stab sayer can't mess you up three ways from sunday. those knives aren't just for divining, they are perfectly capable of jamming into you're sternum. in fact; because of their bloodthirsty nature, all stabsayers are pretty good at reading entrails as well.


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I would say I'm amazed at how good this is but it is you always do very well in your art.
Also: I'm hoping on robot day

jouste responds:


and don't you worry, something for robot day will be coming up! thanks for the high score pal!


Just checking...

You are making something for robot day aren't you?
His face kind of reminds me of those things off the dark crystal. Very awsome. I wanna see your characters animated. You should set up a contest!

jouste responds:

yeah man for sure i'll be making something for robot day. and the dark crystal rules! those skeksis scared the bejesus out of me. a contest you say? hmmm i wouldnt know where to start! any ideas? D:

*mega stick dinosaur highfives*

Marvelous, Jouste, simple marvelous!

Again, never stopping with that creative mind of yours! Loving this design, and I really find it a neat twist on the somewhat dry fortune teller cliche.

I wouldn't want to have that guy tell my future, that's for sure. Wonderful job, and extra applause for churning out so much original stuff lately!

jouste responds:

alright guru!

as always it is awesome hearing from you. thanks so much for stopping by and hitting me up with the kind words and the high scoring reviews.


Interesting concept

That stabsayer creature looks cool. Quite a big imagination you have there. I'm liking the use of shadows as well. Keep up the awesome work.

jouste responds:

hey great!

glad you like the shadows, i really tried to keep them simple yet lookin' cool. thanks for the high score pal!


Credits & Info

4.16 / 5.00

May 20, 2010
5:48 PM EDT
File Info
1250 x 1056 px
554.1 KB

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