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the hellbeltcher!


watch out folks!

it's a highly skilled hellbeltcher!

these nasty shoulder mounted beasts are fed an alarmingly dangerous amount of fangoes and erupt caustic doom from afar with a violent vomity vengeance! fangoes are horrifying fruit that grow in small bunches on man-eating trees. luckily, the large yellow thrucks are not mere men and can pick these demonic fruits with impunity and use them to equip their shoulder mounted squadrons with their terrifying ammunition.

here we can also see the traditional thruck form of war decoration, where a gold studded iron nail is driven into the thrucks shoulder. this particular thruck is quite notorious and has been awarded enough shoulder spikes to equate at least 8 successful missions.

as for the hellbeltcher itself, it is usually made from an iron-bellied regurgitater. these lizards are usually held in place with splints and other bondage and affixed with a crude glass scope. regurgitaters are so sturdy that they can go for months under these horrible circumstances; being constantly crammed with noxious fangoes and bombarding bone-headed beasts with bulimia!

cover your heads and flee friends! else the hellbeltchers will claim another disgusting and slimy victory!

-jouste the drawbarian

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you are bloody good jouste

let the rest of us catch up on the epicness.
but seriously very cool as usual.

jouste responds:


are you doing any more gun contests? i wanted to enter your last one but got caught up with some other stuff. drop me another line if your doing somehting like that.

excellent to hear from you.


Great story.

I liked the picture and thought it was very creative.

Though when I read the description and had the picture to constantly refer to, I absolutely loved it!

This is a really cool style, and I've got to say it's a really cool story you've got going there!


jouste responds:


it's very awesome that you like both the story and the picture. i try to make both interesting just in case someone doesn't like the picture they can at least like the story ;D

*highfives right back*

I remered something..... lolcats

Cool piece of arts ^^....

And.... *highfives* :)

jouste responds:


thanks a pile dude. glad you like it!


Good job!

still not sure what it is, but awesome comes to mind.


jouste responds:

but dude i thought i described it well! D:

oh well thanks for liking the picture with a sweet ten and a nice review!


soooooo nice..!!!

i love this whole idea of a lot of monsters with a lot of history...

i was wondering

if you are the drawbarian, wouldnt you have yourself a nice big ass drawing..??

jouste the drawbarian, with a mighty pencil, or something like that

jouste responds:

i've actually done a few images with me as a drawbarian but i need to do a more recent one. thanks for the high score!


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4.66 / 5.00

Jun 27, 2010
4:36 AM EDT
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