Stargator the Afflicted Astrodile

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Stargator the Afflicted Astrodile

Author Comments

Bleep!.. Bleep!.. Bleeeeee...

Hey guys!

Here's "Stargator" the unluckiest of space explorers! His ship was hit by a Blakkat-pulse-wave anomaly that irradiated him with bad luck! After spilling coffee all over his lap and barely landing on a nearby planet, the typically stable terrain gave way and sent his ship into a deep canyon.The only items he managed to jump off his falling ship with was a techno-spanner (with 4 turbo-twists left on it's faulty power cell) and his stylish messenger bag (containing 2 spoiled ration bars and 4 dead batteries).

The migrating laser-beasts also just headed in his direction and are terribly aggressive this time of year and there is most definitely an ion-storm coming.

Hopefully he can triumph over his brutal case of malediction and keep his spirits high! Wish him good luck everybody!

-jouste the drawbarian


Haha, you are quite the storyteller!
This is super funny and I could literally see the events playing out in my head.
A lovely character and an amazing background.
Five stars!

jouste responds:


thanks so much for the kind words and the high score! Super glad you like it!


I bet you're terrible DM to have as a player. I love it!

jouste responds:


I do love to DM and typically cause more trouble than is necessary. I still think I like playing a bit more tho...


That mut be some mighty powerful radiation to bend the laws of the universe itself just to target one individual.

jouste responds:

you bet it's that powerful! Poor Stargator. Hope he can figure it out!


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4.40 / 5.00

Aug 26, 2016 | 5:46 PM EDT
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1200 x 675 px
877.7 kb

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