Well, the reason she left can't be that you're a douche or something. I mean, you made breakfast and it appears that you two were having a fun time.
Also, you look like Jesus (I know, I said it before). So she might have left because she thought you were the real Jesus and that you would judge her. xD
Oh no, it's nothing like that. She had a legitimate reason for such a spontaneous move, it's just really shitty timing and the kind of thing that happens to me every time I like someone.
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