I want to see this happen in real life, maybe the meteorologist will get it right then.
It happens everyday in real life. Consumption of alcohol is how the weather shaman is able to black magic their forecast for the days of morrow into our world from the nega-realm, but as you have so astutely observed they are rarely right because they are of course drunk charlatan bastards, not worthy of the green screen they stand in front of. So fie I say. Fie upon they! Oh, and thanks for reading!