Tired of your melee weapon getting dull and cracked from hacking into all those pesky zombie skulls? A dull or broken weapon can lead to death and dismemberment promptly followed by zombification. Take no chances! Insure yourself against the undead today with the blade of darkness. Featuring a tempered steel backbone and a blade formed of tar possessed by the spirits of lumberjacks, the shadow blade stays sharp even after weeks of zombie slaughter. Light on fire for double the usefulness.
**WARNING: this weapon may or may not be cursed and may possibly assume control of the user's body for periods of time up to one hour. The manufacturer assumes no responsibility for any injury caused by the blade of darkness to anyone in the vicinity of user. Keep away from children**
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