I'm that first person they talk about in all the books

I'm that perspective you cannot doubt, see how I look

Control the narrative reliably, baby, it's all about me

And I wrote the book about throwing the book at those who don't do it by it

So now I'm holding myself hostage, Stockholm lust just looks like justice

And enough lefts don't make the right but two wrongs do

Oh man, Sun Tzu would love this

Beating my dead high horse off the high road to low ground

'Cause if you shake your fist at snakes in grass

It looks like punching down

So, God forbid I'm seen just as an average human being

I mean, imagine if protagonists just died in the first scene

I'm the gap between a tragedy and comedy

Don't come at me

I'm the main character, and you have to like me