This is like when my dad tells me stories about him playing COD. Lol.
WHERE'S THE FERRIS WHEEL!?
And it turns out that it's a middle aged guy in the year 2040 telling his kids about the battles he was in, without telling them he was actually just playing Call of Duty.
Soldiers (insert aliens guy here)
Those goddam Vietkong...
ahhhhh America the expression on the girl's face is just 2 cute. and the mixture of violent humor and bad parenting make this deserve a 4 star...
just kidding 5 star