This little cat does a lot of things, but more than anything else, Tuxie is a black marketer, operating the unofficial business known as Morbid Curiosities under the front of an innocent bakery. She can get you nearly anything you want, from the most dangerous of less-than-legal products like Annie Capital LLC.’s Recreational Home Defense Mininukes™ to the most mundane of banned snack foods like Konner’s Wonder Eggs™, but most of the time Modbid Curiosities is your one-stop-shop for unprescribed prescription medicine & assorted weapons. Just make sure that you pay with cash(Or Bitcoins) up front, and that you promise to never use any of the products against her, although it’s not as if you can, anyway.
“Welcome to Morbid Curiosities! I can get you almost anything you want, so long as they don’t want you to have it!”