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I was inspired by PixelCake's bold choice to do a nude self portrait, seen here: http://www.newgrounds.com /art/view/pixelcake/self-

Hers was more stylized though, with mine I really wanted to go for hyper-realism. It's been a while since I've drawn myself, but I think I was able to pull off a likeness pretty successfully. I had a lot of fun with this one, played around with the composition and color palette for a few hours, basically until my grandmama stopped beating me and telling me what a failure as an artist I am (you know you're making it in the art world when your grandmama gives you a thumbs up and a wink btw). Anyways, I encourage you to try out self portraiture because it's really rewarding spiritually, and sure... you can't really improve upon the methodology I chose to approach, but just because you are unoriginal and a total cockfag doesn't mean you shouldn't give it a go.

And yes. I know. I'm super handsome.


Ha, funny. I don't mean the obvious jokes, but the obvious sarcasm. Funnier than how the last page of comments show those posters are oblivious to the point of this entry. That's more sad than funny, this being so obvious as it is. Kinda those things that make you lose hope for humanity.
I don't follow this artist, this is the first I see of him or her, same for the other he or she is mocking. Pretty darn sure this is a satire, nonetheless.

Ericho, are you... are you fucking retarded?

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Uh, what?

I don't understand what made this really appealing. It just seems like a stick figure with a really long tail or something. I can judge from the author comments that it was supposed to be a metaphor, but I still didn't understand it. It just seems like it would have been better if everything was better designed. There have been so many things done with stick figures, it's hard to make this good. I was thinking maybe it was a gif.

I tried opening it in widescreen and nothing happened. I guess it might work if you consider it something truly surreal. Otherwise, it doesn't come off as insightful. It can be kind of interesting just to see the fact that it's, well, something that takes up space. Oh, it's in the adult section because you drew yourself nude.


why is this adult XD funny shit right here

*laughing and crying*

not because of laughing so hard(cock joke) but because it looks like it was made in 5 seconds(duh) but it surpassed even my artistic abilities (and im pretty dam gud)

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Credits & Info

2.82 / 5.00

Apr 22, 2010 | 6:21 AM EDT
File Info
1440 x 93 px
17.4 kb

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