And now I present to you and yours... the drawing I made that was refused elsewhere for being... TOO sexual.
...In all seriousness, I've no idea what the F___ that person saw as sexual here. Everyone has a dirty mind, but it takes one Mr. Clean to ruin everyone's fun. XP
Just consider this my holiday hot-take of a poor small slime-person with a resemblance to whipped topping and a penchant for ending up on food whilst escaping human pursuers.