Miša scores a commercial camio for a product called Pervitin Limited Pink Edition®™. This gig is truly legal for once, and its far from being as self deprecating as the roles she is used to play at studio Klobasa. The payment might not be as good all trough she gets to be one of the first animals to try this new exciting product. Now that is exciting! Well, besides the nasty after effects that are written in a small font underneath the price tag.
Pervitin Limited Pink Edition®™ is mostly known by the former name Pervitin® due to its widespread use as a combat stimulant during the Great Kebab war. When the war was over the surplus pills found their way to the everyday workplace. CEO's took notice of this as well as increased productivity amongst their employees and made sure to lobby for its legality during the Post-war governmental reforms. Pervitin Pink Edition®™ is now commercially available under its new friendly name. A miracle coffee like strawberry energy candy aimed at overworked house wifes. There is a blue edition for the man of the house too of course with a lemon-minty tang, and the rainbow colored bubblegum for kids will soon be released!
"I lost 20 kilos, renovated my whole house, cooked multiple kinds of food, welded my rusty car, trimmed the lawn and removed all weeds, bought meat and onions, finally visited grandma and removed the glass from her window! All was done in a span of a day thanks to this amazing product called pervitin!"
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