this man needs a medal for that story. like all the designs especially the guy from south america cool stuff and i just discovered your stuff thats why im here now
EXTREME HUNTERS CLUB PROFILES:
NAME - Ivan Schpeckov
BIRTH PLACE - Russia
AGE - 59
HAIR - dark brown
HUNTING STATUS & SPECIALITY - newest member/water based hunting
WEAPON OF CHOICE - harpoon
QUOTES - "I loved it more than my family... and that is why had to kill it."
"call me Ivan, Ivan the seal killer"
BIO - Ivan is the newest member to the EHC. He convinced dangerous Jim to allow him membership into the EHC simply by telling him the story of his past. Ivan was just a smuggler/whaler in his younger years until one day when he was smuggling drugs, his boat was ship wrecked in a storm. It was when he was floating at sea when he fell in love with a whale. However Ivan realized his slow descent into madness by falling in love with a whale and his only solution to remain sane seemed to be killing it. He stabbed the whale's corpse and slept inside it for 3 weeks surviving solely on raw whale meat and blood. Since then Ivan has taken revenge on all creatures in the ocean and on the land. It was this story that got him into the EHC.
this man needs a medal for that story. like all the designs especially the guy from south america cool stuff and i just discovered your stuff thats why im here now
Comrade
have some vodka
dah!
awesome
my favourite member of the ehc
ha ha ha glad you like him everyone loves ivan!
he doesn't look 59 more like 49.....
you should've gaven him some sort of stereotipical/ communistic/political/funny/russian tatooo
isn't the beard hat and sickle enough? ha ha ha thanks for writing
well well
fuck my brain these are good ass pictures, but one question..... is this "club" real? cause if so then BAD ASS!
maybe it is and maybe it isn't you will have to find out.
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