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Vurso's Derealization

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Traps aren't gay. Wanna know why? Let's explore some reasons why:

Does the person have a masculine penis? No, they have a feminine penis. Is the person a man? No, they are called dickgirls for a reason. Does a man have a numerical value of 1? No, not only is that not the case, but a man (or a woman) has no numerical value. This is nonsense. Is it gay to be fucked by a girl? No, if this was the case then all heterosexual sex would in fact be homosexual in nature.

Suffice to say, I think we can all agree that traps are not gay using quick and easy logic thinking.

Now, we will use imagination thinking to imagine a situation in which you are having sexual intercourse with a trap.

Ok, so like imagine this chick; but she's this totally fucking SMOKING hot chick, and she's got really sexy titties and a sexy butthole that you can pound and a sexy little feminine penis you can stroke and suck.

Did that feel gay? I thought not.

We have used both of the types of thinking to solve the mystery of if traps are gay. They are not. I have used indisputable science techniques to skip the hypothesis completely and go straight to a proof. Science thinking is a secret third type of thinking that many people don't have so this may be a difficult concept to grasp for some.

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censacional

exquisite lighting <3

Nice!

ah i see the inspiration for the description

Katavasis responds:

Yes. You were a wonderful teacher.

Yes.

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