This is accurate artist's representation of a day working with Nanotrasen.
Meanwhile, the clown is being beaten half to death by shitcurity.
Not the clown! Someone get him 5 bruise packs, 2 burn packs, and a vuvuzela, stat!
Pretty much sums up my experiences in /tg/ Station 13.
Someone started playing as Mr. Rath the monkey about an hour ago, stole my stun baton and hid under tables, smacking our ankles with oxygen tanks and such. When I finally got him I got pounced upon by facehuggers (might be custom content, not sure), infected, woke up in quarantine, volunteered to be turned into a cyborg. Knocked out Mr. Rath on the escape shuttle. :D
Hahaha, I love hearing stories about this game. It's one of very few games where hearing about it is just about as fun as playing. Take that, Mr. Rathen!
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