He was locked in a dark box by his terrible owner, Schrodinger. Schrodinger justified it as science but there is no excuse.
And ever since he came out, he has never been the same, he isn't just dead or just alive, he's dead AND alive. He is (dramatic pause) Schrodinger's Cat (coming 2013).

So yeah, I just uploaded my first crap ever to Newgrounds, a place where I hope to actually stay and make some decent submissions. If you studied quantum physics, you might get a kick out of this. Even if it doesn't agree with your religion or interpretation of quantum mechanics.

I want to, at the very least, make my art better, since I'm afraid that I won't be pursuing a degree in graphics design (but hey, NG experience is essentially the same thing, right?)