You religious folk sure make me sick to my stomach. Heaven this, Heaven that. Don't think you so-called scientists are guilt-free either, lying to us all that the void will engulf us. In fact, I know the real truth about death, for I am the reincarnation of Albert Einstein. Prior to his own death, or should i say, my own death, I managed to free my soul from this plane and set it to roam the Earth, finding new hosts to possess. With every reincarnation, the soul of the possessed merges with Einstein. Indubitably, I am Einstein incarnate in the purest form as I am only his first reincarnation, untainted by any other bodies. This can be seen by the fact that I not only enjoy watching Richard and Mortimer on People Over 18 Years of Age Propelling Their Bodies in Water by Using Their Limbs, or what you plebeians may refer to as AdultSwim, but also because my Myers-Briggs personality is INTJ, an obvious sign of being an intellectual. Every time I breathe the same air as you filthy monkeys, my IQ drops by 10 points, albeit, this is not something I worry about, as my IQ possess a natural regeneration of 9001 IQ points per millisecond. I won't bother to convert that to seconds, simply because I will take immense pleasure in watching you dirty animals frantically attempt to do so yourselves and utterly fail. When I do die, or should I say, if I choose to die at any point, it will most likely be a strategical move to grow my IQ even further, although I doubt at this point it is even possible.

Oh, and before I leave to continue working on my Atomic-Hydro-Hadron-Collider-Scope, I shall leave you with one quote from my favorite show. My visage is already displaying a clever smirk. I doubt you will even be able to read it fully. Heh.

"Please bring your attention to me, Mortimer, for I have transformed my being into that of a marinated cucumber. Thus, I am henceforth known as Marinated Cucumber Richard." ~ Richard Sanchez of Richard and Mortimer.