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It's Dickcember and you know what that means...IT'S YOUR LAST CHANCE TO GET ON THE NAUGHTY LIST!!!!
TIME TO GET DOWN ON THOSE KNEES AND GET SOME CANDY CANES SHOVED UP YOUR GINGERBREAD HOUSE
GET READY TO JINGLE SOME BALLS THIS HOELIDAY SEASON
BEFORE SANTA SHOVES HIS DICK DOWN YOUR CHIMNEY ON COCKMAS EVE NIGHT, SEND THIS TO 25 OF YOUR SLUTTIEST ELVES
GET 5 BACK AND YOUR A ORGASM ORNAMENT!!!
GET 10 BACK AND YOUR AN EXPERT NORTH POLE DANCER!!!!

GOOD LUCK GETTING THE PEPPERMINT PENIS UP YOUR ASS THIS YEAR

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nice

X-mas is not JASUS birthday
but I love this

Cymbourine responds:

December 25 may have been selected due to its proximity to the winter solstice, because of its theological significance. After the solstice, the days begin to lengthen with more sunlight, which Christians see as representing the Light of Christ entering the world. This mirrors the celebration of the Nativity of Saint John the Baptist on June 24, near the summer solstice; John said of Jesus "He must increase, I must decrease." John 3:30 NRSV[39]

In the 1st and 2nd centuries, the Lord's Day (Sunday) was the earliest Christian celebration and included a number of theological themes. In the 2nd century, the Resurrection of Jesus became a separate feast as Easter and in the same century Epiphany began to be celebrated in the Churches of the East on 6 January.[40] The festival of the Nativity which later turned into Christmas was a 4th-century feast in the Western Church notably in Rome and North Africa, although it is uncertain exactly where and when it was first celebrated.[41]

The earliest source stating 25 December as the date of birth of Jesus is likely by Hippolytus of Rome, written very early in the 3rd century, based on the assumption that the conception of Jesus took place at the Spring equinox which he placed on 25 March, and then added nine months – festivals on that date were then celebrated.[42] 25 March would also roughly be the date of his crucifixion, which ancient Christians would have seen as confirming the date of his birth, since there was a notion that the great prophets were conceived into the afterlife on the same date they were conceived into the world. John Chrysostom also argued for a 25 December date in the late 4th century, basing his argument on the assumption that the offering of incense in Luke 1:8–11 was the offering of incense by a high priest on Yom Kippur (early October), and, as above, counting fifteen months forward. However, this was very likely a retrospective justification of a choice already made rather than a genuine attempt to derive the correct birth date.[43]

Lastly, 25 December might be a reference to the date of the Feast of the Dedication, which occurs on the 25 Kislev of the Jewish calendar. This would require that early Christians simply translated Kislev directly to December.

Bro imagine being a Lucas main lmao what kind of fuckin idiot does that haha lmao i am literally loling right now

amazing

Holy shi** ITS JASUS CHRIS

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