Poor ol'captn' never knew he had no legs, till a shark came & bite his ass & legs, and took'em, wait not his ass, my mistake. >;P
Wasnt there a comic about this on www.explosm.com a while back?
that is an awesome joke i lol'd a bit
He is wonderful.
El capitan is a beautiful person despite his handicap, oh yes.
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