The Supreme Mouse Emperor sends forth his SJW (Sith Jedi Woke) servants, Darth Natty and Darth Inflatus to smite all rebel
Star Wars fanboys who refuse to accept the DOLLAR-THIRST-ORDER! Disney's Galactic Empire stands ready for total domination!
Endless, fanatical Soy-Troopers prepare to defend the new franchise! Surely no-one can deny Disney's destiny?