So I was talking with my friend Brandon about Mario, and I got to thinking: why hasn't anyone capitalized on a more adult-themed Mario clone? Thinking of adult-themed counterparts to stuff in Mario's a great time, and it lead to this idea:
During a break in filming his most recent porno opposite porn star Jesse Jane, Ron Jeremy trips in the bathroom after taking a shit and hits his head on the toilet. Finding himself in a colorful video game world, Ron must traverse these planes and find Jesse, who has been kidnapped by villainous rapists who want to use her fame to make their real rape porn infamous and boost sales. Play as the most famous porn star ever in eight different zones, all based on types of adult films, including:
-Big Fake Titty Mountains
-The Caverns of S&M
-The Bodily Fluid Lakes
-Black Cock Forest
This is not your son's video game.
Welcome to Super Porno World! Don't forget to use protection.
(Note: this image is a proof of concept with creator Phil Cringer standing in for Jeremy)
(Also, please don't believe a word of this is serious)
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