I hate the hell out of Montana Max from Tiny Toon Adventures. Charcoal isn't just shooting Max to death, he's shooting him with a vengeance.

Reasons why I hate him: He's a rich spoiled brat. He abuses the people who aren't rich around him. He expects everything to be served to him on a silver platter. He's a narcissistic sociopath.

I wrote this story to go along with this image to prove my point on me hating him.

WARNING: This story isn't a happy one. Contains flesh-eating, cursing, and blood. I'm not hating on people who like him. It's okay if you like him. But if you're easily offended, don't read this!

Charcoal was at Acme Loonaversity one day. He was teaching a class for Bugs. He was busy with a cartoon that day. Things were doing good so far. He liked all the students for being on their best behavior and being nice to him. He especially loved Dizzy Devil, he was a cute purple gluttonous bean. Charcoal was willing to let his gluttony slide for his liking towards him. Calamity was sitting between Little Beeper and his older brother Hoody. Hoody doesn't attend this class, he's just here because he's a friend of Charcoal's.

Everything was going smoothly until Montana Max, the bully, rich kid, and spoiled sociopath started to cause a problem. "Shut up, Darth Bunny!" Monty exclaimed. "Uh, excuse me. Is there a problem you'd like to express?" Charcoal replied slightly infuriated. "Yes, I'm rich and you guys are poor!" He said. "I don't like to hear that from you. Could you please quiet down so I can teach?" Charcoal asked. "You're as black as oil! Not worth anything anymore! You coal-powered power plant!" Monty said again dissing Charcoal. "One more chance, back off, or face the consequences! I never liked you to begin with! If you can stop being a spoiled-rich kid for one minute, we can all walk out of here with our heads intact. I'm getting paid for you all learning, not for all of you criticizing me! Let's not cross that path." Charcoal explained angered. 

Things were quiet, it felt like it was gonna be easy sailing for the rest of the day. Charcoal started drawing an animatic on the chalkboard. But Monty threw a paper ball aiming for Charcoal. It landed on the table. Charcoal heard the sound of the paper landing on the desk. He turns around to find the ball and opens it. It has the words "Go suck my eggs!" scribbled on it from Monty. Charcoal was angry now. His eyes and nose turned from a blue to a blood red. All the windows and doors in the classroom locked and shaded themselves. Charcoal started to float in the air. He approaches Max with a burning rage powered by hate and abuse. He lands in front of him. Everyone was scared at the sudden change of mood from Charcoal. "Monty, for the last time, I despise naughty children. You had your chance to be a good boy but failed." He said. "I'm sorry, I'll be good," Monty replied paralyzed with fear. The door to the hallway opens up. "Walk to the principal's office, you're his problem now." Charcoal commanded. "No, I swear I'll stop," Monty said refusing to go. "You have until the count of ten to leave or else you will get deep consequences." Charcoal said now with a deep demonic voice microwaving into Monty's head.

"1 Mississippi," He started counting for Montana to leave. Montana glued his hand to his desk, he wouldn't move. Finally Charcoal hit the final number. "10 Mrs. Fucking Sippy Cup!!!" Charcoal exclaimed reaching the end of his count. "Go to hell, you greedy asshole brat!!!" Charcoal exclaimed pulling out a revolver gun and firing at Monty. The bullet flew through his head with blood splattering the now traumatized and crying Elmyra. The windows and doors opened up abruptly and all the desks and chairs floating from his dark energy fall damaging the room. Dizzy, Buster, Babs, Shirley, Calamity, and everyone else run away calling for help. Plucky and Hoody just stood screaming in horror.

Charcoal wasn't done with him, he crawled upon him. He started to eat him and drink his blood. It wasn't long until security and law enforcement came to stop him. They started to fire and attack him. He told them to stop but they kept firing at him. "I SAID STOP IT!!!" Then everything just blew up! This large blue blast engulfs the entire universe, he stops the universe. He decides to fix Monty. He rewinds the timeline to before he went all demon-crazy. He injects Monty's mind with a false memory of his death. He then goes back to the classroom. He starts the timeline back up.

While Charcoal was teaching, Monty just started screaming in absolute terror. He then points at Charcoal and exclaims, "I don't want you to kill me!" He runs out of the classroom screaming. Bugs Bunny enters the classroom concerned. "What happened?" He asked. "I don't know, he just started screaming about how I was gonna hurt him. I would never hurt anything!" Charcoal stated. The day ended for the Tiny Toons. Too bad his false memory will only last until he goes to sleep. But today was perfect, Monty was fixed. Albeit, for the rest of the day.

I hate this character the most out of everything. I hate spoiled kids, brats, and meanies.