so i have this weird headcanon that when blue executive is around the house or out on the street casually he uses actual glasses for vision (i like to think he uses the sunglasses/fake eyebrows at work to look super cool and intimidating or something) and they're so big that you can't see what kind of emotion he's feeling and the only indicator is his mouth

like he'll be looking all sad and whatever but he's actually fucking fuming. or at work he could be telling off an employee and he'd be looking the wrong direction because his sunglasses don't let him see for shit but he wears them anyway