Right, so he's gotta be sporting brand deal headphones and sneakers, he's gotta have a modern smartphone to appeal to the kids of today (He can have a case that KINDA looks like the old pda thingie), and a robot buddy's too far fetched. Instead, he's an app on said phone.
Also he has to fart once AT LEAST.
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